Argentina Monetizes Taylor Swift

and other insane predictions

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Comment: Very timely humor if you are tired of End of Year predictions that take themselves too seriously. Easy reading for the New Year

GoldFix Summary:

1. Argentina’s Taylor rule

   The new president of Argentina shocks the world when he “irrevocably” ties his nation’s currency to the most valuable commodity in the world – Taylor Swift

2. Forward f***ing guidance

   Swearing makes the Fed sound really cool and can mold markets: “If you think we are cutting rates in March, you are f***ing deluded!”

3. Conservative Hair For The Win

   The real secret to the success of populist politicians is not their “plain speaking” or their rejection of “woke lefty elitism”, but rather their ridiculous and laughable hair styles.

4. THAT recession finally happens

   If you poked fun at the Bloomberg economics team for saying there was a “100% chance of recession” in November 2022, you better have your apology ready in 2024.

5. A.I. Gets Everyone Fired

   Traders start using AI to predict what central banks will do, while those same central banks are using AI to tell them “what the market is thinking”.

6. More People Should Be Getting Fired

   The Philips curve is made illegal after wrongly predicting higher unemployment with higher interest rates